I was looking for freedom
I was searching for it high and low
I was looking in all the prescribed places
I was reading books about it and
Thinking about it and
Listening to people talk about it in seminars on the internet
And signing up to learn about it on courses
I love talking about freedom
It’s my favourite topic
Freedom for me means freedom to be, I sang gaily
But I was wrong
I’m always wrong – I’m wrong every time
I make a habit of it
Freedom for me means the freedom to see, I gush
But I’m prattling nonsense – as usual
You could set your watch by me
I’m as reliable as a block of granite
As reliable as a big stone in the field
That no one can move
Freedom for me means freedom to come out with
My own particular brand of bullshit every single day of the year,
I chortle humorously
But my joke falls flat – as it always does
Every joke I have ever told
Has fallen flat –
And this is no exception…