I have a big greedy head on me

It’s eating up everything in sight – and spitting out the rind

It never stops chewing, it never stops jawing

It eats up everything in sight and leaves nothing good behind

It’s like a plague of bloody locusts

That’s why they call me Locust Mind – because I’m a plague unto myself

Because of the great big greedy head that’s on me

It’s like a motor that never stops running

Belching out thick clouds of stinking black smoke

My head doesn’t give a shit about the environment – no sir it surely doesn’t

All cares about is making a godamn pig of itself

All cares about is chewing the fat

And then spitting out the gristle

“Look at the big greedy head on that fella”

People say when they see me walk by

“What a dirty filthy bastard…”

Little children scream and run away when they see the head that’s on me

Even nature hides herself from me

She won’t come back until I’ve gone away

Because of the big filthy head on me

Desolation follows me wherever I go

I’m a curse unto myself…