There was an Internet before the Internet was invented. I’m here to tell you that – there was an Internet before the Internet! There was an Internet. Before the Internet. There was a. People are such awful fools, aren’t they? Such awful, awful fools. They’ll tell you that they aren’t, they’ll tell you right to your face –they’ll swear blind that they’re not. They’ll swear on a stack of Bibles! They’ll make out that they’re the bee’s knees. They’ll dress themselves up in all sorts of fancy clothes and have fancy hair dos and make up fancy words that they can use. They’ll talk in this fancy sophisticated way with their fancy clothes and all their fancy knick-knacks and all their personal accessories and then make out that they are not fools at all. They could convince you too! They could have you convinced in a flash. They make you feel stupid if they could, and for the most part they can! They can get away with making you feel that you are the fool, not them. They’ll get you to carry the can. That’s what they do, you see. That’s the name of the game. That’s one of the names of the game, anyway. It’s got many names. Many, many names… The thing is that they are very, very determined about this – they really do want to make you feel that it’s you that’s the fool. They want very badly because – you see – they don’t want to feel that it’s them! They hate feeling that. They hate it more than anything else in the whole wide world. Boy do they hate it! That’s why they put so much effort into making you believe that it’s you and not them that’s the idiot; they’re very clever old tricksters you see, but not clever enough to get out of the trap of being big, big fools! But how can you know that, you ask. You’re suspicious, naturally. Why wouldn’t you be? The answer is as plain as the nose on your face however – why do you think people are always dressing up so smart and talking in the fine way that they do if they aren’t trying to prove that they’re not stupid? Why do the majority of folk always have to be so damn objectionable, come to that? There are only as mean as they are because deep down they know that they’re fools and it rankles. You don’t need me to tell you that – you know it well yourself! Of course you know it yourself – I don’t know why we are even pretending otherwise! Anyway, my point was that there already was an Internet. There already was an Internet – it’s just that we were too damn lazy to discover it! We had to go and invent one ourselves instead, didn’t we? Even though it was already there. So what do you think about that then? That’s a bit of a turn-up for the books, wouldn’t you say? That’s a laugh and a half, isn’t it?