I Was Searching For Enlightenment

I was searching for enlightenment. Yeah yeah yeah enlightenment’s great, my thought processes told me. Enlightenment’s cool, I tell everyone I meet. That’s where it’s at. Enlightenment’s the greatest thing ever. It’s so great that you’d be a mug to be getting all het up about anything else. What else would you be searching for anyway? You’d have to be a fool. You’d have to be really really dumb. Dumb like a total fool. Enlightenment – that’s the thing. Enlightenment is the business. That’s where the smart money is. So anyway I was searching for enlightenment. I was doing all the stuff that you have to do when you’re in the market for spiritual enlightenment. Doing all the stuff, doing all the stuff, doing all the stuff. You know the stuff I’m talking about – the spiritual stuff. I don’t have to go into it because you know what I mean. Everyone knows. You know that stuff as well as I do. That old spiritual stuff. Meditation and stuff. Yeah. Learning all the stuff you have to learn if you want to be on the spiritual path. Learning to come out with all that special lingo that you need to know if you’re going to reach enlightenment. The ultimate spiritual goal. Learning to use all that special spiritual lingo with confidence and assurance. Like you know what you’re talking about. Sounding sure of yourself – that’s half the battle isn’t it. You’ve got to sound the part haven’t you? You’ve got to look the part too – you can’t just look like any regular old Joe Soap because your regular Joe Soap doesn’t know didley-squat about spiritual stuff. You bet he doesn’t. He doesn’t have a clue and he doesn’t care either. What a dip-stick that guy is! He’s so dumb but he thinks he’s so smart. What a joke. So anyway that’s the story, that’s how it goes. It’s all pretty cool stuff as you can imagine. On the spiritual path, searching for enlightenment. Doing all the spiritual stuff. It’s not easy you know. It’s no walk in the park, not by any means. It can take many lifetimes of effort and dedication. This is the big one, you know. It’s a pretty big deal, enlightenment. It’s not like other stuff. The normal rules don’t apply – you can forget about the normal rules in fact because they’ll only hold you back. You can never hope to understand it when you’re caught up in that old unenlightened activity that most people are so obsessively engaged in. That type of unenlightened activity won’t get you anywhere, that’s for sure… So what will you do when you do get enlightened, some people ask me?  What happens then? Well that’s a dumb kind of a question when it comes down to it. No one knows what they are going to do when they get enlightened. It’s a kind of a mystery…





1 thought on “I Was Searching For Enlightenment

  1. René

    Yes,that enlightenment stuff,it’s very popular these days.
    It takes a whole lot of dedication.
    But it’s not for me,it’s too much dedication;I’m much too busy having fun and being undedicated😀

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